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		<title>Justin Bieber, You Need A Haircut</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Justin, buddy, I&#8217;m telling you this, one Stratfordite to another, you gotta get rid of that mop because it looks retarded.  Seriously, do you really want to look like David Bowie in the seventies?  That androgynous shit is weird.
I&#8217;m going to tell you why you want to get that lid trimmed.  Pussy.  I was your [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.cobolhacker.com/?p=1245</link>
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		<title>The Buzzer</title>
		<description><![CDATA[UVB-76.
The nickname for it among ham radio operators is &#8216;The Buzzer&#8217;.  Some kind of black ops shortwave military radio station in Russia.  Most of the time it broadcasts at 4625 kHz, the signal being a simple repeating buzz tone, 25 times per minute. Buzz.  Buzz. Buzz.  Over and over, 24 and 7; its been at it [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.cobolhacker.com/?p=1242</link>
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		<title>Zombies Have No Chance</title>
		<description><![CDATA[http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html
Got that link from /.  Made me laugh.
Reason #1 is probably the best.  There is probably enough ammo in Canada alone to end the life of every human on the planet.  Think of how much America has.
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		<link>http://www.cobolhacker.com/?p=1239</link>
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		<title>I Wish I Had A Spaceship</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ever wished you had a spaceship?  Right now, I do.
I&#8217;ve had it up to here with this planet.  The politics, the wars, the corruption, the incompetence, the hatred, the religion, the bullshit, all of it.
I&#8217;m sick of governments who don&#8217;t know how to run a planet.  Sick of them wasting money and fucking people over.  [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.cobolhacker.com/?p=1235</link>
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		<title>The dude ain&#8217;t right</title>
		<description><![CDATA[http://www.cbc.ca/canada/british-columbia/story/2010/08/06/bc-robert-pickton-transcripts.html

I&#8217;m a legend, Pickton says at one point.
Dude, you&#8217;re also nuts.  Ask your 50 victims how they feel about it.  Oh wait, you can&#8217;t because you killed them all.
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		<link>http://www.cobolhacker.com/?p=1233</link>
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		<description><![CDATA[so you need a comp on the cheap?
yeah.
i&#8217;ve got a decent one here for 150.  athlon xp 2400.  good condition.  fixed it up nicely.
no no no i&#8217;m looking for 50. something that can run windows xp.
uhh, well, i&#8217;ve got this pentium 3.
no i need a pentium 4 at least, intel core if [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.cobolhacker.com/?p=1208</link>
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		<title>Astroturfing on Bill C-32?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Interesting article at the Torontoist about how public opinion surrounding Bill C-32 is being Astroturfed.
Seems the editors discovered a surprising amount of uniformity with pro-copyright comments and eventually discovered they are originating at a pro-copyright website almost certainly run by the CRIA.  Michael Geist has some more analysis.
What I find interesting is the use [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.cobolhacker.com/?p=1227</link>
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		<title>Lena</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Digital image nerds will recognize this one.

I found it while looking through a bunch of old diskettes (yes I am that old).  Pretty girl with dark hair, big eyes and a hint of a smile, trying out a boa and a hat.  Used to be my Windows 3.1 background for a time.  It is [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.cobolhacker.com/?p=1218</link>
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		<title>the girl on the phone</title>
		<description><![CDATA[hello?
are you mr robert young?
sure.
i&#8217;m calling for **** ******* and i&#8217;m pleased to tell you that you have qualified for a free cell phone.
my lucky day.  but i already have one.  with your employers, actually.
oh. but this is a new one, sir, with unlimited night-time long distance, 1000 free text messages a month, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.cobolhacker.com/?p=1212</link>
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		<title>G20 Protests Get Ugly</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Gosh, whoever would have thought that would happen?!  The CBC wouldn&#8217;t let me post this comment&#8230; not surprised.
Violence I don&#8217;t agree with, but it could be that some of these protesters are angry about the order of the world and are lashing out the only way they can &#8211; at civil authority.  Here [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.cobolhacker.com/?p=1205</link>
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