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2009/2/28

How to reset a chassis intrusion switch

Filed under: General — cobolhacker @ 10:34

A typical chassis intrusion switch.This little thing is a chassis intrusion switch.  Some computers actually use these annoying little things.  You open the hood on your PC, tinker a bit, put the cover back on and the computer has the nerve to tell you that there has been a chassis intrusion, and it will not start, go into BIOS or anything, even if you unplug the damn thing.

On most mainboards you can disable the switch by putting a jumper across the two pins the switch is connected to.  Simply follow the leads from the switch to the connector on the board.  Then bridge the pins with a jumper.  If you don’t have any jumpers, you can get them at any computer shop.

To reset the warning, you need to reset your BIOS.  You can do this easily by unplugging the computer and popping out the BIOS battery (sometimes called a CMOS battery)  It’s almost always a CR2032 and is usually attached to the mainboard in a little holder with a metal clip and will probably look like this.  Pop it out and wait maybe 10 minutes.  Then put it back in.  Remember that the positive side goes up on most mainboards.  The warning should go away, and if you disabled to switch, you’ll never see it again.

You will have to reset your clock (the battery keeps it going too).  This can be done from the operating system.  Most mainboards have decent default BIOS settings, but on some you may have to go in there and change a couple of things to turn on or off features you like.  You can learn all about that here.


2009/2/27

Satellites For Sale

Filed under: General — cobolhacker @ 14:24

Satellites for Sale.

I love this picture.  In 1984, Space Shuttle mission STS51A, in addition to deploying two communications satellites, also picked up two of them from failed orbits and brought them back to Earth.  Astronaut Dale Gardner’s little ad may well have worked.  Westar-6, one of the satellites recovered, was refurbished and sold to China, where it was re-launched as Asiasat-1.

2009/2/24

When Actors Get Mad

Filed under: General — cobolhacker @ 20:54

Some dude broke Christian Bale out of his groove while filming a scene on a set of Terminator: Salvation and he verbally goes to work on the guy.  Captured on tape and leaked.  He apologized for it afterwards, but it certainly sheds a bit of insight into the intensity of the guy.

Things like this have a habit of disappearing from the net.  Bit-rot and all that.

2009/2/22

Doctor Who: The New Gallery, part 3

Filed under: General — cobolhacker @ 11:35

3.

At the fourth floor we reached the roof by climbing up some old steel ladder. The Zombies, or whatever they were, hadn’t figured out how to swing the ground floor ladder down so they simply milled around the alley, shuffling around in the snow.  Hundreds and hundreds were congregating around building and thousands more were in the streets, as far as the eye could see.

In awe, I asked, “Is this affecting the whole city?”

“Not yet, but if we don’t shut down the wave source soon, it will affect the entire planet,” said the Doctor, with a surprising amount of concern.

“So do you think we’ve found the antenna?” said Rose. She pointed at roof beyond the fire escape ladder. In addition to the usual vents and air conditioners almost every amount of open space on the flat roof of the old factory had been completely covered with some kind of grid-like metal tubing which glowed with a faint blue light.  It was warm enough that most of the snow on the roof had melted, and was dripping into the drains.

“I think we are in the neighbourhood.”

Carefully stepping over the tubes, we moved over to the roof access door. It was locked, but this didn’t seem to bother my new friends.  “Oh Doctor, can I?” begged Rose.

He grinned and tossed her the pen thing. “1124″, he said. “if that doesn’t work, try 1126.”

She fiddled with the device for a second or two, pointed it at the lock and pressed the button. The lock went *click* and she opened the door.

“OK, I’m impressed.  Does it clean sinks too?” I asked, amazed.

“4523,” said the Doctor nonchalantly, as he walked through the door.

Although the factory was four stories tall, it only had the one main floor. We climbed down a metal staircase to a grated metal walkway that surrounded the fourth floor like a ring. It went all around the building, like the floors in a hockey arena, giving access to what were once offices at the edges. The centre was completely open giving us a bird’s eye view of the gallery exhibits. The zombies were everywhere on the main floor, standing room only. The jazzy music had become accelerated into a bizarre cacophony of notes, at an unbelievable cadence, almost like static. Luckily, the zombies hadn’t figured out yet how to go up the three flights of stairs leading to this floor.

“There’s the base of the antenna,” said the Doctor, pointing at a mass of glowing wires leading from the roof to a small walkway just off the catwalk.  The base of the bundle ended in a pile of strange looking machinery, and a single large wire headed to an office just ahead.  “That’s where the wave generator will be.”

We moved up to it.  “Doctor!” cried Rose, as she moved up to the door.

We looked into the room.  It was an old place, a factory office from a time long ago with clouded windows on the door and yellow, dingy walls.  It was however, equipped as a modern office, with a desk, chairs, shelves and a computer, but also with a strange alien creature strung up on the walls with the hundreds of wires attached to its back.  Tentacles and organs and slime seemingly penetrated every part of its body and anchored him to the one wall.  The wires were attached to bizarre machinery, covering the opposite wall, and the glowing blue wire from the antenna went into it.  But its face seemed so familiar, like it was human.

It looked like John Wilson, the head of the PUC.  It was as if he had been ensnared, consumed by this… whatever this was.  The machines pulsed as he breathed.  As I looked at the horror, the noise of the band down below was deafening.

“Ok,” I yelled, “This thing looks like my boss!”  I gestured at the machines.  “What the hell is this!”

“This is a partially polymorphed Xingian, interfaced with a large scale transmat emitter,” the Doctor answered.  “But why do it like this?  Why?”  He paused and looked around, but only for a few seconds, then realized what needed to be done.  “Take my disrupter, Rose” the Doctor said, pulling the triangular device from his jacket pocket, “and attach it to the base of the emitter.”

Rose ran out of the office and screamed as a zombie grabbed at her.  They had found a way up!  I grabbed an old mop from a corner of the office and struck out at the zombies, pushing them off of her.  They were shuffling their way up the stairs by the dozens, as if they had come to protect that thing in the office.  “Go Rose, go!”  She made a dash for the emitter along the tiny walkway as I shoved a bunch of zombies back.  One pulled at my collar and I smashed him hard in the face with the end of the mop.

“Don’t hurt them, Robert!  They’re regular people like you, only trapped by this machine,” the Doctor yelled.

“That’s great and all, Doc, but whatever you are going to do, do it fast ’cause there are a lot of them and they don’t seem to like me.  Or you!”

Rose shoved the Doctor’s disrupter into some kind of receptacle in the emitter machine at the base of the catwalk with all the wires.  It did little, so Rose grabbed her own disrupter and jammed it into the emitter too. The wires dimmed markedly, but still gave off some of that evil blue light.  “It’s not enough!” yelled Rose, “It’s still blue!”

I pushed the zombies back and poked at them with the mop handle as if they were wild animals.  Without thinking I pulled out my disrupter yelled, “Here.  Take it!”  Rose ran partway back down the walkway.  I threw my wave disrupter at her and she caught it.  “Quick!”  I pushed at the zombies again.  Behind my shoulder I could see Rose frantically trying to fit the third Disrupter into the weird alien machinery at the base of the antenna.  Through the dingy window of the office I could see the Doctor trying to stop the machines hooked up to the alien.  In front of me, I faced up to the drooling, moaning zombie art patrons trying to stop us.  With my wave disrupter gone, I could feel it.  The radiation from the array was telling me what to do.  Protect the Master.  Protect the array.  “Doctor!  I can’t  hold them back much longer!  Whatever you’re going to do, man, do it now!”

“Robert!  Hold on!  Give me another minute.  Give me anything!”  He was as much talking to himself as he was to me as he tried to make sense of the machinery.  “Come on, come on!  Wave manifold interface!  Feedback containment circuit.  Feedback containment re-phaser!  Come on.  Come on.  COME ON!”  He altered a switch and the machine began to make a loud noise.  “OH YES!”  His pen thing was glowing.  The machines were glowing.  The Xingian was glowing.  The zombies were glowing.  I was glowing.  “Rose!  Get the last one in there.  Do it.  DO IT NOW!!”

The zombie crowd surged at me, breaking the old handle of the mop.  Pushing, pulling, climbing, gnawing, gnashing, biting.  I desperately pushed them back, shoving them back, smacking them with the two ends, they kept coming… coming to defend their master….  I could feel myself turning… willpower and memories fading… all I could think of was the antenna and my boss… my Master…

Dizzy. Eyes refocusing. The people in front of me looked confused, mumbling about how there was nothing up here and moving back to the staircase. Looking over the railing I could see the crowd down below milling around the exhibits but something had changed — they were talking. They were laughing.  The music played at normal rate. There were waiters darting from place to place with glasses of wine and snacks. Assistants offered tours and explanations of the exhibits. It was like nothing had happened. The old guy in front of me who had chewed the mop in half now looked at me a little confused. “What’s up here again?”

Quickly pulling myself together, I looked at him and lied, “There’s only offices up here, sir, no exhibits. Just maintenance.  This area is for maintenance.  Nothing much to see up here.”

“Oh. OK.” He turned around and shuffled off toward the stairs.

Rose ran down the small walkway. “I think I did it!” she exclaimed.

“Damn right you did! It’s like it never happened!” I cried. “We’d better find the Doctor.” We ran down the walk to the control room. The Doctor and the Xingian were sitting in the old chairs. The Xingian looked completely human now, just like my boss, only now there was this weariness and sadness in his face.

He looked at each of us, “I’m so very, very sorry about all of this. It’s all my fault. I should have known better.”  He hung his head in his hands.

“Ahh, well transmat is a tricky business,” said the Doctor, “it can get away from anyone. No harm done.”

I decided to ask a very pertinent and serious question that took even the Doctor by surprise. “So what have you done with John?”

He looked up at me.  “There was no original John Wilson.”

“You made him up?” asked Rose.

“Yes. My homeworld is in the Vinmar galaxy. My real job is as a xenobiologist. I was heading to Panjoulantis-6 to assist in the study there. A lot of exciting megaflora on that world, let me tell you.  Trees the size of mountains!

“But then something went wrong with the shuttle, there was a stellar flare or something, and my ship was badly damaged. The only planet I could get to was Earth. I crashed into Lake Ontario during a terrible storm. Only myself and four thralls survived. We made our way to this city and hid in this building. That was 1985.”

We looked at each other. The alien had been on the planet for over twenty years.

“You’ve been here longer than me,” Rose replied.

He sighed.  “It was the thought of my home that kept me going. I was able to salvage some equipment from the wreckage of the ship. I managed to get a polymat working and I was able to change my appearance into that of a human. I made up the identity of John Wilson so I could blend in and… well… get a job. I eventually worked my way up in the City Works until I was head of the PUC.”

“So why the art show?” I asked.

“It seemed like a decent way to get a lot of people into a location that housed the transmat and the converter. A sports stadium would have been better, but I figured it would raise too much suspicion.  All I needed to do was borrow a little bit of energy from a few thousand stimulated humanoid brains.  I know that sounds like some kind of violation, but it’s not.  You get an great art show and in return I get just enough energy to power the transmat.  Everyone is happy.  I didn’t want to hurt anyone.

“But it all went wrong.  It started to turn every human around it into a thrall.  It wasn’t supposed to do that, you have to believe me.”

I did, and so did the Doctor and Rose.  He sighed deeply and looked at the sky through the shabby windows.  “How will I get home?  The only way I can use this energy to get me back is to swing the signal around the Sun and three other stars.  The next good stellar alignment won’t be for another 24 years. Even then, the thralls are set to discorporate by morning and the emitter is fried.”  He looked at the Doctor. “Even if I could, I don’t think I should be trying this again.”

He turned his gaze to the floor. It occurred to me that John had always looked kind of sad and out of place the few times I had met him. He always said funny stuff at the Christmas parties but then tended to hang around in a corner all by himself.  In the eight years I’d known him, I’d never seen him with a wife or a girlfriend.  I now knew why.  To be trapped on an alien world in an alien body for so many years. All of a sudden I felt really bad for him.

Rose looked at the Doctor and he looked back, as if he knew what she was thinking. “You know, I do have a spaceship of sorts…” he offered.

Although the show was in full swing, we sneaked out the back and walked to the city yard. Paulie was in the little hut at the gate packing up to leave for the day as if nothing had happened. “So you going to get that plough or… oh, hello sir.” He noticed our boss and looked around at his messy booth in a guilty sort of a way.

“Working late Paulie?” asked the Xingian. “I appreciate that, thank you. You know, there is a great art showing just down the street.  Free food and drinks.”

It was dark now and the yard was lit with massive sodium-arc lights on the tops of poles throughout the yard. They created brilliant orange patches on the snow and strange dark shadows with the machinery giving it the look of an alien world.  “How do you feel?” I asked him as we walked along the road.

He looked at me and smiled.  “This is a beautiful planet, Robert, even with all the problems.  I don’t regret my time here, but it’s not my home.  I’m glad to be going back.”  We stopped beside a blue police box, like the kind they used to have in England in the 50s.  Odd that it would be out here in the yard.  Rose pulled out a key on a string around her neck and unlocked the door.  There was a big room in there, far larger than the police box itself.  I blinked a couple of times, but it was still there.  The Xingian had noticed too and was agape.  “Is that a…? then you must be a… but you can’t be, they’re a legend.”

The Doctor looked strangely serious for a moment, then perked up and grinned a big grin.  “Well… I’m just a traveller.”  He looked steadfastly at Rose.  “We are.  Going from place to place, seeing the sights, doing what we can.  You don’t want to stay in one place too long, though.”  He looked at the darkening sky.

I rocked my head back and forth a couple of times to confirm the seemingly impossible angles inside the box.  “You know, that thing is bigger on the inside than it is on the outside so I’m thinking it’s alien.  And I ain’t never seen the kind of stuff like I’ve seen tonight…”  I composed myself.  “It was good to have met you,” I said to the Doctor and Rose, “and you too, sir,” I said to the Xingian, “You were a heck of a Controller, I’m glad we’ve been able to help you… retire, sir.”  I still call him ’sir’.  Even though he’s actually an alien from another planet in another galaxy, technically he’s still my boss, no sense in being rude.

“No retiring for me, son,” the Xingian said and he shook my hand, like a human would.  He produced a triangular device from his pocket, similar to the ones we used to stop the emitter. ”I may have not arrived a Panjoulantis-6, but the amount of data I recorded on this planet will keep the researchers back home going for years.  Humans are so interesting!  Thank you so much.  I wish you well!”

Being a good city worker, I offered, “You should all stop by in the summer.  It’s so much warmer and there’s like festivals and parades and such.  It’s a great town.  Just don’t park that box of yours downtown. It’ll get towed.”

Rose and the Xingian laughed and the Doctor smiled.  “We’ll be back,” he said, “We always seem to find our way back.  But that’s not such a bad thing, now is it!  Goodbye, Robert.”  He grinned.  “See you in the summer.”

“You bet, Doc.”

They stepped inside the box and shut the door.  A roaring noise, a screeching noise, an engine noise, with the top light blinking bright.  The cold air pushed past my cheeks as it disappeared, off this planet, out of this time, leaving only a barren square imprint surrounded by the snow-dusted the gravel of the yard.  I contemplated this for a few minutes, then I went over to my plough and turned it on.  The strange little knock the engine used to make was gone.  I guess Xingian radiation isn’t so bad after all.

With the mystery solved and the Doctor on his way, I cranked up the heater in my little plough and resumed my work. Even though it was dusk, I happily worked my way down the east side of a large residential street, heading north to Yard #5, not caring that sidewalk ploughs weren’t supposed to be out past 6pm.  Hey, the sidewalks still need to get cleaned.  And I think they can cut me some slack — I just helped save the world.

2009/2/20

Doctor Who: The New Gallery, part 2

Filed under: General — cobolhacker @ 19:21

[part 1]
2.

“So you’re saying I’ve gone ahead in time?  Have I lost that time?”

“No,” said the Doctor, “you simply jumped ahead, kind of like playing a game of snakes and ladders and going up one of the ladders.  You just skipped over those hours.”

“So is this alien technology and stuff?  Like this triangular thingy.”

The Doctor and Rose looked at each other.  “Worried?” he asked.

“I’m still here, aren’t I?  Besides, if there is a maintenance problem with any of the public works I have a duty to to investigate.  Well, I sorta do.”

We walked briskly as I lead them down the street toward the art gallery. There were lots of people walking around, as always in this part of town, but something was off. Rose noticed it too. “Doctor, look at the people.”

“They seem to be moving kind of aimlessly,” I remarked. “Could this be an affect of that Xingian stuff?”

The Doctor turned around looking very serious and slowly said, “Yes it could.”

“Why was I not affected? I was right inside that gallery.”

“You were affected,” said the Doctor, “but not in a bad way. The residual Xingian radiation I scanned on you was uniform. Uniform intertemporal radiation is rarely harmful to humanoids because if it flips a quanta in a particle, it always flips it 360 degrees, as if it never changed. The imbalanced waves cause problems because they only flip the quanta part way. You were inside the machine when it started up, when we first scanned it. At that time the signal was very regular.”

“Just nod and agree,” said Rose. “Hey, isn’t that the man from the yard?”

“What?  Paulie?” I asked. Then I saw him shuffling down the street like he always does. “Hey Paulie!” I jogged over to him. “Yo Paulie, something is going down. You should come with us, man. Paulie?” He turned slowly and looked at me. The usual spark in his eyes was gone and he looked at me with a blank, expressionless stare. He grabbed at my coat and moaned.

“Paulie! Stop it! Let go!” He clutched at my coat seemingly trying to climb on top of me. “I said LET GO!” I shoved him hard and he fell over a waist-high snowbank in front of some new age book store. He slowly started to get up, moaning, looking at me with the same blank stare.

“This is not cool.  And that’s not Paulie!” I blurted out as I backed away from him.  “What the hell is happening!”

“If you think that’s bad, look around,” cried Rose. The people were no longer milling about aimlessly, they were shambling toward us!

“I think we’d better get to that gallery. Now!” shouted the Doctor. We ran down the snowy street dodging past the snowbanks and moaning pedestrians until we got to the block the gallery was located on. We hung a left into the delivery alley immediately beside the gallery. Thankfully, it was deserted — nothing but dumpsters, recycle bins, busted wooden skids and old, forgotten machinery.  And a week worth of snow.  This place isn’t my responsibility but honestly, they really need to get a better snow contractor over here.

“Zombies. Why does it have to be zombies?” I said as we caught our breath.  In the still air, it formed big white clouds around us.  “Extra-terrestrial contact for the first time and it turns everyone into zombies. That’s just great.  What do you think, they’re attracted to orange?” I asked, flicking my thumbs off the bright orange safety vest I wore over my snowsuit.

Rose jockeyed around in the ankle deep snow trying to keep her feet warm.  “Zombies?  Do you think? Doctor, can we help them?”

“More like an autopilot would be my guess,” he commented.  “Everything should go back to normal if we shut down the transmitter soon enough.”

“And what happens if we don’t?” I asked.

“I don’t know,” the Doctor replied.

“That’s bad,” Rose declared.

“Well around this corner is the front door to the gallery,” I said. We peered around the corner. Hundreds of zombies were milling around the door. We backed up around the corner and looked down the alley. Zombies were starting to appear at the end.

“I think we are going to have find another way in, fast!” Rose exclaimed.

Not wanting to contend with the Zombies again, I looked around the alley for something, anything to get us out.  A fire escape. We’ll go up the fire escape and get on the roof.  “Fire escape!” I yelled as I ran at it. Without really thinking, I grabbed a tall blue recycle box, dragged it under the fire escape ladder, climbed on it and made the jump for the ladder. Catching it with my arm, it swung down under my weight and I slammed into the icy ground still holding the ladder.

“Are you alright!” Rose cried as she rushed over to me.

“I’ll live, but thanks! Now get up there!” She smiled and quickly climbed up the ladder. The Doctor followed and I followed them. The sound of feet on metal echoed through the alley as we scampered up the fire escape.

“I hope you have some kind of plan for when we get up there ’cause I’ve got nothing,” I said to him as we ran past the third floor landing.

The Doctor glanced back and grinned. “Well… it wouldn’t be half as interesting if we didn’t have to make it up as we went along.” Yeah, he’s got a plan. I don’t know who this guy is, or where he’s from, but he’s got a plan. I’ll bet he’s always got a plan.

Next: we meet the boss.

2009/2/16

Doctor Who: The New Gallery, part 1

Filed under: General — cobolhacker @ 23:20

This is Doctor Who fanfic.  Another writing exercise for me, but perhaps entertainment for you… First person again, I think it is shit, but perhaps less shitty than the third person stuff I’ve been working on.  I can’t believe I’m doing this.  I’m pressing Publish.

1.

Working for the City ain’t bad.  Take-home pay works out to around $20 an hour, it’s full time work and it’s got benefits.  I mostly drive truck and deliver things in the summer, whatever they need.  I had enough seniority banked so in the winter I got my pick: plough city lots or plough sidewalks.  I picked sidewalks, because a day route was offered.  After years of doing driveways and parking lots for my cousin’s landscaping business, I had grown tired of working in the middle of the night and days seemed like the way to go.

#22 was ‘my’ plough, I did most of the maintenance on it myself, but the poor thing had developed something of a engine knock and no matter what I, or any of the mechanics did we could never seem to get rid of the annoying noise, so I just put up with it.  Still, it would steadfastly go through even the biggest drifts so I suppose there was no sense in complaining.

I noticed on a morning run a new art gallery had gone up in an old factory in the art district so I took a break to go check it out.  You know the kind of place.  Four stories of old brick, lots of tall windows comprised of dozens of little glass rectangles and a couple of black metal fire escapes zig-zagging up the sides.  Artsy types love this kind of thing, even though the heating bill must be just enormous.

The place wasn’t open yet, but doors were unlocked so I walked in. Inside the giant old building were many little one-story sub-rooms open to the ceiling with odd modern art in each. Giant blocks of partially unfinished wood, piles of scrap metal, curious arrangements of red brick and an strange interactive display where you would throw a bunch of tiny sacks into a wooden machine and out would pop a tiny cake. An odd, simple, slow jazz music played throughout the volume of the building.

The gallery was like a maze and in some sections you had to climb up steep ramps to get to the next area. When I got to the other side, which turned out to be the front door, curious people had started to arrive. I passed by the band, the source of the music. As more people arrived, they played faster and with more complexity, but completely ignoring the patrons.

When I got back outside I discovered that my sidewalk plough was gone. Even stranger, the sun was low in the sky as if it were about four in the afternoon, like I had spent the entire day in that gallery. I pulled out my cellphone and sure enough, it said it was 4:02pm. Time flies when it comes to modern art I guess.

Well, I have to get my plough back. I’ve got some 30 more kilometres of sidewalks to do to make up my quota for today. That’s at least two more hours of work.  I’m supposed to be off at three, but I can cheat and push on until about six to make up my quota before anyone gets annoyed.

Taking a chance, I headed down to Yard #2, one of the city’s big maintenance lots, only one block away. Even though I worked out of Yard #5, I often topped up with salt and sand mixture there when I was assigned to help with the numerous backstreets in the downtown.  I would have wound up there today anyway.

“Hey Paulie,” I said to the old guy in the hut by the gate. He reminded me more than a little of an old mafia don, what with his dark shirt, portly figure and grey frizzy hair.  He ran Yard #2.  His yard.

“Yo Robert! Long time, kid! Anyway, I guess you’re here for your plough. The guys from traffic thought you broke down and towed ya here.  I was going to call you.”

“Naw, I was just taking a break.  Oh no!  They aren’t going to fine me, are they?”

“No no.  We like you, kid!  But that was some break. It’s been here for hours.”

“Paulie, did you know they’ve got this new art gallery up the street? Is that some new tourist thing or what? Seems a bit odd to open it in January.”

Paulie scratched his head. “How about that?  There were some tourists here maybe fifteen minutes ago. A guy and a girl. Real looker too.”

“The guy or the girl?” I asked in jest.  I loved to wind up Paulie.  He always fell for it.

“Of course the girl, you bum! Go get yer plough and get outta here!  Meh.” He went back to reading his paper.

I wandered through the gate into the lot. It was substantially bigger than my home lot, which was in the north of the city close to where I lived. Past the numerous little sheds full of equipment and a line of dump trucks, my little orange plough sat beside the winter maintenance garage beside a huge grader. A man and a woman appeared to be inspecting it, though they weren’t dressed at all like city workers.

I walked up. “Hey, you know there’s nothing wrong with it. I had just stopped for a break and they towed it. Hey… you with the city?  ‘Cause that’s like my plough.”  I already knew the answer, but it seemed like the thing to ask.

Even though she had a puffy bomber jacket on, the girl fidgeted like she was cold. She was pretty, with big eyes and long blond hair. The guy wore a brown suit and a trench coat and I noticed right away he wasn’t wearing boots, he was wearing trainers. Yeah, these weren’t people from the city, they must be Paulie’s tourists. They’ve probably never even seen a sidewalk plough before!

The fellow pointed a pen shaped thing with a blue light on the end in the general direction of my plough. With a clear English accent he said, “Wow.  This must have been right beside the Xingian intertemporal wave alignment transmitter. ” He turned to me. “How do you feel? Here, take this.” He handed me a triangular piece of metal covered in weird symbols with a dim red light in the centre then turned back to the plough.

“Uhh, thank you. I feel fine. What is this?”

“It’s a Xingian wave disrupter,” he said absently, without looking, concentrating on waving the pen thing over my rig.

“It will protect you from this alien thing that’s hidden around here someplace,” the girl explained.  She also sounded English, almost Cockney.  “Ohh, is it always this cold?”

“Only in the winter, ” I replied. “So, like, what is going on here?”

The guy started waving the pen thingy around me. “Are you sure you feel fine? You’re not a robot or something? Hmm, guess not. There is an alien transmitter close by which is generating increasingly unbalanced Xingian radiation. The signal’s source is hard to locate but it leaves a residue on anything which gets close. This is a problem, as humans are not normally exposed to Xingian radiation.”  He paused to adjust his glasses.  “Odd, really, seeing Xingian stuff in this galaxy at all.”

I’m looking around for the hidden camera. Not seeing one.

“Did you notice anything strange?” the girl asked.

Curious she would ask that. “Ahem.  Well other than you two… I went through a new art gallery this morning. But what was odd about it is I wound up spending all afternoon there but it really only felt like I’d been there an half an hour.”

The guy and the girl looked at each other as if I had just spoken some special password. “Do you have a watch, like a wind-up watch?” the guy asked.

“Uhh… actually I might.”  I rummaged around in the pockets of my coat.  “Yeah, but I hardly ever use it since I got my new cellphone. My new cell’s got a clock on the back. And a camera too.” I pulled out the old wind-up pocket watch my dad gave me and looked at its time: 11:17am. I wound the thing last night, had it stopped already?  But the second hand was still ticking. I looked at the cellphone: 4:34pm.  I showed the watch to the man and I looked up at the red clouds in the evening winter sky. “What is going on here?”

“Incredible! You must have been inside the transmitter when it started. The initial burst must have accelerated you slightly ahead in time. Your mobile reset itself when it re-acquired the signal, but your pocket watch can’t. Fantastic! I’m the Doctor, by the way, and this is Rose. I didn’t catch your name.”

“Robert…”

“Well Robert, I think it’s time to go look at some art! Allons-y!”

[next: we see what Xingian radiation can really do.]

2009/2/13

Flowers

Filed under: General — cobolhacker @ 15:08

Some carnations.

i got flowers for my sweetie and left them at hq because hq needs to be more pretty and there aren’t cats there.

my vase was broke so i hope she does not mind the new one ;)

2009/2/10

Canadian Government Explained

Filed under: General — cobolhacker @ 21:50

This is awesome.  A short summary by Rick Mercer of how the government of this country (and pretty well every other Commonwealth country) actually works.  The frakkers at the CBC are making me link to a Flash movie on this one so YMMV.

2009/2/8

Galactica Death Watch, part 8

Filed under: General — cobolhacker @ 22:19

And here I thought it was open season.  Oh no.

Zarek and Gaeta’s little coup d’état eventually fails and in the end, they are both executed for their treason.  That’s right, those two major supporting characters are now gone.

An actor who deserves some cred in this episode is Ty Olsson.  He’s the fellow who plays Aaron Kelly, the guy they threw in the clink for trying to kill Romo Lampkin during Baltar’s trial.  The conflicted mutineer spares Tyrol’s life and ultimately sides with Adama.  It was nice to see them let a very minor character stretch out a bit like that.

Richard Hatch needs to get some props because all through the series he’s been great and in the end, he played a pretty good diabolical bad guy.  It takes a big pair to do a supporting role in a remake of a show you once starred in, but he went for it – good for him.

And finally we get to Alessandro Juliani.  The show asked a hell of a lot out of him in the last little while and he rose up to the task admirably.  Amputee, damaged goods, Cylon hater, troubled all the way to the end, his only wish is that people might hopefully understand him one day.  A lot of major supporting characters were given a hell of a show before their final bow, but his…wow.

2009/2/6

writing exercise #829

Filed under: General — cobolhacker @ 18:30

This is a writing exercise for me, but perhaps a game for you.  What is this from?

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“Hey, just out of curiosity, which casinos did you geniuses pick to rob?”

Danny and Rusty looked back at Reuben and mumbled, “Uhh, the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand.”

Reuben set his fork down.  “Those are Terry Benedict’s casinos.”

“Is that right?” Rusty threw out facetiously.

“That’s right,” answered Danny.  Oh yeah, the con was on.

Reuben stood up.  “You guys,” he asked, “What do you got against Terry Benedict?”

As he walked over to them Danny countered, “What do you have against him?  That’s the question.”

“He talked me out of my casino, muscled me out.  Now he’s going to blow it up next month to make way for some gaudy monstrosity.  Don’t think I don’t see what you are doing.”

“What are we doing, Reuben?” Rusty asked.

He looked at them sternly.  “If you are going to steal from Terry Benedict, you better goddamn know.  This sort of thing used to be civilized, you’d hit a guy, he’d whack you, done.  But with Benedict, at the end of this, he’d better not know you’re involved.  Not know your names or think you’re dead, because he’ll kill you.  And then he’ll go to work on you.”

“That’s why we have to be very careful, very precise,” said Danny.

“Well funded,” Rusty added.

“Yeah.  You gotta be nuts, too.  And you’re going to need a crew as nuts are you are.”  Reuben could tell they were absolutely serious.  Danny and Rusty were two of the best thieves on the planet.  If anyone could pull off this job, it was them.  They were conning him, he knew it, that’s what guys like them did, but Reuben was starting to like the idea of taking a piece out of Benedict.  He looked at them and smiled.  “Who did you got in mind?”

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